Watching the Tony Awards as I type, due to the gaping hole that Breaking Bad's brilliant finale has left in my Sunday night lineup. I am so happy that I chose to tune in or I might have missed a very special moment in live theater history. And you would have missed reliving it.
Bret Michaels is on.
WTF?
Why is Bret Michaels at the Tonys?
Is he in a musical?
Ok, wait, he's singing a rock song, I get it.
He looks out of breath.
Song is from a musical called Rock of Ages, starring that greasy Borat-ish guy from American Idol.
Ok, sorta makes sense.
Wait, Bret's not really singing.
He's lip syncing.
Badly.
Oh no ....
Oh my god ...
Holy shi**
Brett was just taken out by a stage prop!!!!
He was too busy thumping his chest, enjoying the roar of the crowd and flashing the peace sign to exit the stage on time. The result? One nasty clothesline and a herniated weave.