Before we go any further, let me just say this. I'm rooting for Crystal Bowersox to take home the Idol trophy. Bigtime. If anyone but Bowersox should win, then America is collectively tone deaf. Either that, or boys with pretty hair trumps girls with dreadlocks.
I love a good makeover story. Who doesn't?
Ginny Discusses The Bowersox Grin
Why not combine America's fascination with physical transformation (The Swan, Dr 90210, The Biggest Loser) and The American Dream ... and weave this into American Idol? I could go for an entire makeover episode myself - and see far less of those redonkulously forced and horrible Ford commercials. If Dr. 90210 wants to critique noses, asses, hairlines and teeth before we see Crystal talk about her Janis Joplin worship, I'm all for it. He can start with recommending Simon Cowell receive a scalp transplant. He has the weirdest hairline I've ever seen. Part Howie Long, part Chia Pet, I think he'd be better off bald.
Ginny thinks Bowersox needs to fix her teeth. STAT. But is paper really the answer? How can you sing with paper in your mouth? I'm puzzled by the suggestion but concur that anything is better than the dreaded blank hillbilly stare. There's a hole in the bucket, dear liza, dear liza. There's a hole in the bucket, dear liza a hole.
