I am absolutely loving all of the shit girls say videos by Kyle Humphrey & Graydon Sheppard. Genius! They inspired me to create my own shit list. Happy 2012 everyone!
Shit (some) Lesbians Say
- I’m just glad we had the wet/dry vac
- Sarah Paulson is on American Horror Story? Is she still with Cherry Jones?
- They helped us build our fence, so we watch their three-legged pit bull and their blind chameleon sometimes
- No … Not that Amy, softball Amy.
- I heard she was all “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” but it was the way she carried herself in that dress she wore in Sommersby that told.
- What are you talking about? Kristen Stewart is totally gay. Uh, did you see her in Panic Room?
- If Rosie O’Donnell can meet her wife at a Starbucks, I can meet someone skeet shooting
- I kind of want to spoon Supernanny, but only when she changes into the Jack Purcells and the capris.
- She’s working on a grant application for the nonprofit tomorrow and I need to clean the carburetors on my bike before I store it.
- What the hell ever happened to Kristy McNichol?
- I love Ellen … Portia is still way too skinny.
- Can I have an MGD, please? Ok, then do you have Miller High Life?
- I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about what happened to Jenny Schecter. The L Word was bullshit. People tell me I look like Shane all the time.
- I only have herbal teas, unless you want to try some Yerba Matte I brought back from my volunteer vacation in Ecuador?
- She's working part time at Home Depot just to get a discount on a tile saw
- Do you have to pay for drinks on an Olivia Cruise?
- My cat's name is Agent Starling. I rescued him from a shelter near Quantico.
- Can I borrow your drain snake?
- I'd make out with Frances McDormand in Laurel Canyon
- Do you think they sell Keens in P-Town?
