Thanks to my taller half - I stumbled across a recorded episode of a very stoned, sunglasses clad Snoop Dog on Martha Stewart today. Martha and Snoop go together like ... well, The Olsen Twins & a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast. Fo'shizzle, my izzles. The goal of the gastronomy? To bake green brownies.
Double up on the chocolate, top with green icing sugar and add a side of "go ahead snoop, rap while you do this." Martha awkwardly refers to Snoop's 16 iPhone apps a few times, stating that he has a GPS application that gives you directions in rap. As if rap is a language setting. Hmm.... Should I get my directions in German, Dutch or Rap? She obviously has never had her shizzle dizzled, because she wouldn't know rap if it suckled on her vanizzle.
Painful to watch through and through, but this snippet made it all worthwhile. Remember kids, no sticks, no seeds, no stems!