According to inside sources, aka, the Starbucks Barista on 52nd and Broadway, Zoe is like totally pregs. "She's switched to decaf, something that I've never seen her do before. Normally, she can drink about 20 Venti's in a single sitting," chirped Cherelle Lockwood, Barista to the stars. "Oh, and she also asked for a muffin ... I'd only seen her eat Altoids before today ..."
So how exactly did this happen?
JGG was able to reach Zoe's husband, Rodger Berman, for comment. When we spoke with Berman, he was in the couple's LA penthouse, in the middle of cutting nipple guards for (Jen) Garner's upcoming SAG Awards gown.
Berman: Well, bascially, it was totally bananas. (Berman speaks to Zoe and muffles the receiver, but it's audible ... hon, these nipple guards need to be the size of peppermint patties?)
JGG: Can you elaborate a bit more? The sex was bananas, or the fact that you had sex was bananas?
Berman: Well, yeah, the fact that we were in the same room together was bananas. Rachel is bionic. She travels all the time and I spend a lot of time re-arranging her shoe closets.
JGG: What inspired the romance?
Berman: Well, I had been watching You Tube videos of Hugh Jackman's performance in Boy From Oz when Rachel walked in wearing an Alexander McQueen tuxedo jacket. The rest is kind of a blur.
JGG: Any ideas as to what you'll name the future fashion mogul?
Berman: Rachel totally dies for Chanel, so we may name him Lagerfeld and call him "Loggie" for short, but I think Venti is the frontrunner right now. Starbucks is a big sponsor of the show and we get an extra 5 million is we name him after one of the featured drinks. Macchiato was already taken.
JGG: Anything you hope to pass on to the little one, any words of wisdom?
Berman: Not really. Well, actually, yes. I hope the kid has my hair.
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