Oh Mary.
Last I laid eyes on you, you were asking the Chinese to "show you their beavers" when covering Three Gorges Dam in Beijing. And now, with the Olympics in Vancouver coming to a close, you're off playing Mountie, pretending you've never used handcuffs before, while dressed like Yosemite Sam. I'm on to you, Carillo. Your comfortable shoes, pants suits and blown out man-bob don't fool me. Is it me, or is Mary starting to look more and more like Bruce Jenner. Or is it the other way around? In my search for photographic evidence of Mary's Man-Bob (Mob) doppelganger, I came across a brilliant site called Men who look like old lesbians. It's a must see. Just make sure you're not drinking anything, as the choking on liquid while snorting factor is a 9.5
The NBC producers have a wicked sense of humor. Last week, you slapped on a hard hat, shined up your Adam's Apple, donned your best plaid and stepped into the shoes of Canadian loggers. Gosh that was thrilling. What will they think of next? Check out Mary's Mountie training at the link below.
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